We ain't that far from the "Shallow" now...

You guys, I am irked by this charade being put on by Gaga and B. Coop! The world has been up in arms about these two and why they're not porking! He has a girlfriend!  Now we are just going to yell from our computers to break up with your kids mother to fulfill some on-screen romance desire? How disrespectful is that? I feel bad for Irina Shayk. I mean, not really that bad because she is a tall, thin, gorgeous model but the constant bullshit this girl is going through is nauseating!

I like Gaga and I really like Bradley Cooper (SWOON). I mean... if I was in that situation, you'd need the jaws of life to pry me off him, but I am not and I find it very off putting. We live in this generation where monogamy is "old fashion" and people should just go out and fuck. I don't get it!  I feel so sad for young girls coming up in this era. I've been cheated on and it sucks. I've also cheated on a few ex's. I am no angel and I do not judge but with people at your fingertips, we have lost that charm of till death do us part. No one wants to be unhappy and life is short, yada, yada, yada... I get it. But what happened to vows and respect?

The song is called 'Shallow' and man oh man, is it ever. You have Gaga's fanbase hollering that she is way better than his girlfriend and that he should be with someone prettier. Shallow much? Listen, I am pretty tall and I have a 35" inseam. Have you seen Irina's legs? They don't stop! But yet, a 5'2 (forgive me) lunatic is better? She is kinda nuts, but that is my favorite quality about her. Engaged twice and never walked the plank. Something is up with that. Regardless, this is not a thing we should promote! And he is no better. I don't see him out there defending his relationship. Quit staring at one another like you can't wait to get home and bang. It's rather uncomfortable to watch. I get that the chemistry is obvious, I am not blind, but if this is how they feel about each other than just do it already but be mindful of your significant other.

I, for one, would beat the shit out of my man if he acted like this. He is embarrassing. If this drives people to buy their movie and soundtrack, fine but have some tact.

I didn't even love the movie. Stop it! See the version with Streisand and then talk to me. These two are just way better eye candy. Last I checked, no one was chubbing up over Kris Kristofferson. One look at Bradley Cooper and yes... I feel that shit. But the older version blows this one out of the water. I had to see it though because the hype around it. It was far from Oscar worthy. His performance warranted a nod, sure. He was great in it but they made the hoopla about Gaga. She wasn't that great! Her final scene was good. She actually cried because she lost a dear friend days prior or something like that and her pain shows in it. That's all.

Everyone just needs to chill the fuck out. Award season is over and maybe this nonsense will go away. One can only hope. Seriously, if I have to see these two canoodling at a piano one more time, I am chucking my coffee mug at the television.

Rant over.

I love you all and always!

Your friend,

Jen