We aren’t men, but we should be. PART DEUX.

From the mouth of a goddess ❤️ Her punctuation is hideous but I’m not about to edit this nightmare.

Steph’s version ::

Now I’ve been out of the dating game for little under a decade , and lemme tell you this shit is spooky, Caitlin Jenner open  toe heel spooky !

The Game:
This use to seem so easy , you like someone, they like you , you go out together  , go out on some coupley dates , that’s it you guys basically  “together “. Now days I need to decipher Da Vinci’s Code, calculate the tilt of the earth , to figure out if a guy is clearly interested in me. You can’t seem too available bc that makes you desperate but you can’t be too mysterious bc that makes you seem uninterested !! So at this rate I’m gunna be ordering dinner for two and eating both plates . ( which don’t sound soo bad 🤔)

My girlfriends are the best though man , I give them solid high fives for keeping up with me these past couple months.
Jen says “I’m easily dazzled” , which couldn’t be any closer to the truth ! Tell me I’m pretty make me laugh , be easy on the eyes , gotta good job ,drive a nice car , chances are I’m tellin Jen, “ I’m in love “!  I can’t help it I love being in love . I’ve got an old soul, a big fat mushy heart , and absolutely no other emotions! This “Game” thing, SUCKS ! IT . SUCKS! I fully believe it’s because there just too many options at our finger tips . Shit never use to be so easy. I dabbled with dating apps found some of the funniest and depressing things, man , I felt like I was shopping for men. Not great in pictures , ehhh, throw him back to the bunch like a bruised avocado . Makes you thinks who’s sayin that on the other side .

Jen and I love “talkin biiidness”, and we love when this topic pops up like a delicious picture of Tom Hardy on Instagram .
We are certain, nay, WE ARE CONFIDENT , we would be great men in relationships . I’d have all the moves. And the moves are sooo simple it hurts ! Push a girl’s  hair outta her face and move it behind her ear  , boom she’s pregnant ! Have a drink waiting for her when she comes back from the bathroom , ugh I get chills . It’s the simplest forms of consideration and physical contact that swoon us. I just don’t get it , perhaps I never will , much like why the fuck kitten heels are a thing ! Why does one need to be three millimeters off the fucking ground ! Really grinds my gears . Anyway, the show must go on , and beer never broke my heart!

Love ,
Jen’s Friend Steph